roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Then none of us want to be right.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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willie revilame

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Japan

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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