Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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President Donald Trump

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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