- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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