Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Whats funnier than 24.....25

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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