- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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