- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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