if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What can hitler cook well Steak

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