- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

How would you rule?

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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