- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's old and wrinkly? old people

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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