What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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