Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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