Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Canadians

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

non poop

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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