A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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