- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

what tall and looks like a jew?

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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