i am and me is i

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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it's funny because it's funny

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Face Hunter is scum

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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