Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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