knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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hi joshua

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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