Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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epic win?

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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