- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Im batman...suck it losers

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Where's my tractor?

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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