- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

do you wanna hear a joke school

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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