A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Robin, get in the car!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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