- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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