- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Womens rights

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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