- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

did you stub your toe?

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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