What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Latvia isn't a joke

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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