Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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