A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Sex education in Texas.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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MySpace.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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