Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

a black guy hates chicken.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

a seal walks into a club.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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