Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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