Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

360 NO SCOPE

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Sex education in Texas.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

MySpace.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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