- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youre mom is so dead...

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

You're a frog

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