What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Joke

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Latvia isn't a joke

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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hi

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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