Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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