- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Faithful men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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