- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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