- Anti Joke

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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