- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

whats polish and black a polish black person

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