What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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