- Anti Joke

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

whats up and also down? your mum

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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