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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

there once was a frog with no leggs

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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