- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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