How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Yo Mama just died.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Iif your reading this ur gay

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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