010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Justin

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Worms don't like apples.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Where is the center of the universe? There is no center of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 thousand million years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no center to the expansion; it is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a center into space; rather, the whole universe is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell. In 1929 Edwin Hubble announced that he had measured the speed of galaxies at different distances from us, and had discovered that the farther they were, the faster they were receding. This might suggest that we are at the center of the expanding universe, but in fact if the universe is expanding uniformly according to Hubble's law, then it will appear to do so from any vantage point. If we see a galaxy B receding from us at 10,000 km/s, an alien in galaxy B will see our galaxy A receding from it at 10,000 km/s in the opposite direction. Another galaxy C twice as far away in the same direction as B will be seen by us as receding at 20,000 km/s. The alien will see it receding at 10,000 km/s:

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What happen? Idk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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