A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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