Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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