Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Amazing

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Get it? More.

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Women's Rights.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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