- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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