Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Your gay

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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A jew enters a mall.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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