- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A person from Singapore eats

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

womens rights

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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