- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Women's Rights.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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